Littlest Matryoshka

cuurllyyy: BOOBAH

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:24:38 -0400

cuurllyyy:

BOOBAH

Nothing like a bit of post-coital Animal Crossing.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:53:07 -0400

Nothing like a bit of post-coital Animal Crossing.

Always watching…

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:59:37 -0400

Always watching…

elegantpsychosis: thelittleblackridinghood: Spring outfit in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:36:21 -0400

elegantpsychosis:

thelittleblackridinghood:

Spring outfit in spring colors.

WANT. WANT ALL PARTS.

spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:34:33 -0400

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

ero-assphyxiation: parkermassey: adapt or die Holy shit if...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:32:11 -0400

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:31:22 -0400

Pizza.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:31:00 -0400

Pizza.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:30:11 -0400

thecranewife: I AM DYING RIGHT NOW

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:28:07 -0400

thecranewife:

I AM DYING RIGHT NOW

prettyplussize: Cherisse Sammons

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:26:03 -0400

prettyplussize:

Cherisse Sammons

me: makes a mistake

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:23:09 -0400

me: makes a mistake

me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

sofapizza: i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:22:26 -0400

sofapizza:

i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

beardedthoughts: beardedhumans: I freaking love Chris...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:21:40 -0400

beardedthoughts:

beardedhumans:

I freaking love Chris O’Dowd!

Here here!

gingerhaze: this actually happened

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:21:04 -0400

gingerhaze:

this actually happened

gingerhaze: it wasn’t a great movie but you know what WAS GREAT WAS FAORA AND LOIS AND FAORA they...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:20:05 -0400

gingerhaze:

it wasn’t a great movie but you know what WAS GREAT

WAS FAORA

AND LOIS

AND FAORA

they were everything I wanted them to be.

and i kind of laughed because after last night’s boob-armor debate Faora briefly wore a spacesuit that was shaped like an actual Easter egg with arms and legs

odditiesoflife: Oldest Footprint Ever Found This fossil...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:19:30 -0400

odditiesoflife:

Oldest Footprint Ever Found

This fossil footprint found near Ileret, Kenya, is 1.5 million years old. These footprints are the oldest ever found of the human genus.

thecranewife: Relevant.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:00:25 -0400

thecranewife:

Relevant.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:00:16 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:59:51 -0400